In an attempt to gauge my true appetite for this game, I have decided to finally pursue a guild that satisfies my true needs. Thus, I am currently looking for a guild. The requirements shall be simple: I want a guild with extremely active and diverse message boards (preferably a few with off-topic discussions), and care little about reputations and/or game-time activity levels. Send your offers to me via private message, and may all informal and "caveman-esque" offers be declined immediately.
Well, I think this post has sorta run its course. I had a total of 6 different guilds send me a message, and not one of them interested me. Let the retirement begin.