Good~ Morning Clint City!
This is 99.9 Clint City Radio, the rhythm of the city. This is DJ Aaron Angelo signing in this beautiful morning. So, listener..you, yes you! The person with a with a balaclava and a straight Razor on that nerd's neck. Yeah~ that's it put that down and listen.
..and that was "Open Casket" by Death, which made its debut in their album Leprosy in 1988! Speaking of caskets, check this out! One of Clint city's infamous guilds, Open Casket along with their Leader (and clinically declared troll members) have had their straight jackets unbuckled and have been let loose in the forums of Clint City! They're out looking for new bloods to join them in their ranks. The guild has everything you'd want lotteries, events, contests, a big stack of clintz for joi.... now I think about it..... A big pat on the back! They may seem insane, but they're good folk, hard-working, committed and all that schnitzel.
Guild offers free bed and lodging! You get a casket and cans of SPAM free! But of course there are a few measurements for your casket as follows:
- Be at least Level 25.
- Obey the rules (T&Cs).
- Beat Charlie, Derby Queen, elchew_OC or Jerry in a strip contest.
Never has the requirements been so simple!
So get your hands off that throat and find one of those trolls OR~ try and find Kronos-_, tgh02 or Hobbitusz. Caskets are filling up fast!
This is~ DJ double AA, for Clint City Radio, the rhythm of the city! And now here is a story for you all to hear.
Through the fires we fight and winds we soar. Through it all never are we a bore. Spam comes and spam goes. But here lies the mighty heroes. The dragon with his mighty bounty. There he comes laying waste to the county. Who can stand stop its destruction. Maybe it is those who won't go towards corruption. A squire comes and learns to fight. Oh this land here is such a wonderful sight. With many here that oversee the lands. Why don't you join our little crazy band? A gift you will find when you open the basket. It is nothing other than this Open Casket.
The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air . Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great rings: three for D-Versified, fun, great, and great beings. Seven for Time Conquers All; great players and chatters of Clint City. And nine rings were passed to E X C A L I B U R, who above all else desire power. But they were all of them deceived for another ring was made: in the land of Open Casket, in the fires of Spam, the lord tgh02 forged, in secret, a master ring to control all others. And into this ring he poured his knowledge, his wealth,and his will to help all life.
One Ring to Rule them All.
One by one the guilds of Clint City fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. Those who resisted well, they suck because they can't join Open Casket because they broke the rules.
Now a small advert break....
[SEARCH/BUY] **LIMITED TIME ONLY** All Australians
Our forums are pretty active during the day but however at night it starts to slow down, to solve this problem I would like to buy Australians.
I value 1 Australian over 50 million clintz, the market price does not give a accurate value so I can not give an exact value.
They don't need to be level 25 but if they turn inactive before reaching level 25 they will be removed from the guild.
Send to my PS for price of your choice and I will buy them every time I check my PS. If you have multiple we can do this trade many many many many many many many many many more times.
Thanks for reading,
Open Casket will be recruiting again later in the year folks!
edited by Kronos-_ friday 21/02/2014, 13:18
Challenge is, beat my son in wop for your account, then swim the English channel to see my baby, and swim again, the shark infested Strait of Gibraltar where she live. Whe you arrive, I just fire a couple rounds of Barrett on you and if you outlive, why not, Gaby's yours. Actually, she seems thrilled by the idea.
You fail, you will be immortalised in a barrel of concrete in the meditteranean somewhere
Me, Assa and Dia don't joke when trying to find in-laws who are not Sicilian. and our brother Eyes from the KxDSEVFRDSE , also agree. We need to find a suitable son in law in the family.
I sent you her name in PM
BEST REASON I EVER GOT TO JOIN OPEN CASKET
XoV-FasT-VoX => Infiniti
XoV-FasT-VoX, Yesterday at 02:58
I want to join the guild because...YOLO!
Started a new trend again . I make my new avatar http://snag.gy/E79eJ.jpg
a few minutes later people want me to them some xD
0 Goldfisch - http://snag.gy/x48FT.jpg
GodisEmpty - http://snag.gy/hk9bn.jpg
Frogs N Roses - http://snag.gy/F8PWr.jpg
Hoatzin - http://snag.gy/1mdBF.jpg
-Dxxx- - http://snag.gy/ij28y.jpg
Who else wants?
Infiniti makes wonderful avatars I must say. Not sure why people wouldn't accept one.
I totally disagree with you, Infy, I'm sorry, the world's best avatar creator is XC_MANFRED_33 and the avatar that he created for our founder --Dia- confounds the imagination, and reaches into terrifying new depths of dimmensional topologic congruency, and defies even gravitational, newtonic, platonic, tectonic, and anhedonic laws and threaten to break the very fabric of reality and diminishes to near zero, the difference between supercomputing, plasma computing, quantum computing and biocomputing. Just have a look at his avvy, and please don't bother XC_MANFRED_33 with requests for avvy.
People have offered him more than £250K for an avvy like this, but Manfred whose first car is a Veyron, can't be tempted, you know where he comes from.
I'm sorry Merlin for saying something I'm not :/. I really like Manfred's drawing skills, one day I want to draw just like him
0 Lilynette http://snag.gy/Xh1FM.jpg
Coorbay TpU http://snag.gy/H93cs.jpg