Ode to the Noob
Welcome to Clint City! You read the rules, right?
Who cares anyway? You'll only play this game tonight.
But as you play a little and your cards level up,
you realize your the greatest. Man, the random factor sucks.
Now youre level 5 and youve joined up with a guild.
Your level 15 Leader
is surely, super thrilled.
At level 10 you can't be stopped, you have an awesome plan.
So your saving up for Brutox
(C), then you be 'the man'.
You figure out you need more clintz and you hear that tourney sound.
You will challenge every titan and think for hours every round.
The tourney didn't fare too well, and you still want your clintz .
Apparently, youre still the best, in the warehouse racking up wins.
You know you are unstoppable and the tourney crowd will cry,
9 pills plus 3 for fury on your Lost Hog
(C), all will die.
Weeks later you have saved up and you have a little stash,
its time to play the markets and hope to make some cash.
The day is close that you'll rich because everyday on the board,
Everyone is most aware that you will buy their Gaia
(R) for 2,184.
And then one day you get fed up its just a stupid game.
Your career in clint city is over, what a blessing!... I meant shame.