I wanted to welcome our newest Moderator, Force Majere. She is new so feel free to Hammer her with questions instead of antagonizing me ;)
Seriously though, it's about time we got some more girls on staff. Unless I'm about to look very stupid if Pumpkin and Symbolic have been lying to me, but I'll blame it on them because as we all know, I'm perfect.
At any rate, I want to welcome aboard our new staff member. *does a Kermit the Frog cheer as she runs offstage*