I'd probably end up in Berzerk (and lose my mind).
Due to my fascination with the Mafia culture, I'd most likely be in the Montana. Doing what exactly, I dunno. Wouldn't be fit enough for heisting so I guess they'd have me working in Borgia's Palace, despite the fact I don't touch alcohol or know how to play any card games that well. XD
to banish ugly people once and for all.
I know it sounds pompous, but I imagine myself to be part of Leaders. I love their background story as overseers of Clint city, their power is enough to tip the balance in any fight between clans (except you, Vansaar).
Uppers by far. Who needs to know how to handle guns or other stupid stuff like that, when you can just be rich and ****slap monsters into submission?