Welcome one and all to the Clint City Awards night where I, your subservient host, brings you the latest from the red carpet.

Ahh the lovely Miss Nellie Brat is getting out of her limousine and yes yes, the famous Jose Star is with her, seemingly urinating on the camera-mans shoes.....what?....yes.......just in-those shoes are now up for bidding opening at 100,000 clintz

Ahhh the seductive Miss Fanny Creams has just shown up and.....oh my.....she's wearing....well....ahem....moving on to the-----what?

Oh just in!!!! A current record holder has been challenged...yes you heard it here first folks....Miss Clover Boomstick has been challenged for her record of 'Quickest card to be banned in ELO since release' by the oriental Miss Saki Yoyoilicious

Since they both were banned in the first week of their release I've been told to spice things up...so now the record will go to whichever remains in banning for the longest since the first ban. Now remember Miss Boomstick was banned for the first two weeks of her release!!!!!

So that's all folks...remember if Miss Yoyoilicious stays banned for 3 consecutive weeks the title will go to her, but until then the record stays with Miss Boomstick

So vote away to see your favourite crowned 'Quickest card to be banned in ELO since their release'