I'm giving away my GraksmxxT to the person who deserves it the most. In the comments below, write an essay on WHY you deserve it. Whoever entertains me the most with their reason will win the card.
***RULES & TIPS***
I want something fun and interesting to read, so use your creativity and sense of humor! Make stuff up like, "I deserve your card because I'm the master of the universe," and EXPLAIN WHY in vivid details.
** It has to be 10 sentences or more.
** If it doesn't fix in a post please PM it to me.
** Second place wins a Tomas
** Third Place wins a Zhu Tang
THE DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS MARCH 1st!!!
YO heres my essay mo'fos!
I used to collect the shak, but one thing that held me back was Grax and Uranus IM TOO noob to afford those two yummy cards So I went rogue!!! I gave up on the clan after trying to get those 2 cards for a year that's how pro I am. I made a New account but it came out retarded and every time I SHOW Up online Im OFFLINE! Curse you sak curseeeee ya all!
As I blasted awake by a loud crack that was Graksmxxt blasting though my bedroom window. I was awoken with a terrible stench.. which i later found to be Graksmxxts normal smell. "What is that god awful smell" i said as i awoke hardly even able to even see though the dryed tears in my eyes that formed as i sleep the night before. "God put some freaking pants" Graksmxxt said to me as a was standing trying to logically think though this WTF moment. as a looked down i found that i was not in fact wearing any pants.
"who or what are you, you freak" i said clenching a in my right hand, a lamp while wearing a snuggie as my only article of clothing.
"Who me?" graksmxxt asked as though it didn't even know who the hell i was talking about.
"Yes you idiot you just blasted though my window. What the hell do you expect me to do you do i live on the eleventh floor of a hotel not the first floor of a freaking flat." i yelled through grated teeth finally composed and fully awake.
"I was just walking around and i found myself here, weird right" Graksmxxt said in a curious tone as though even it had no idea why it was there.
"Just go away please." i said still wanting to go to back to bed.
"Ok" it said, after which it slithered out of my room. I found the current situation the best time to slither back into my bed and rest and recover from the mental scar that thing left me. Moments later thought were flying though my head like wildfire "where did it come from what is it"the most most popular thoughts. As i rushed to my broken window i looked out being careful not to cut myself on the sharp glass but i could not find it. I looked around the windowsill and found green blood. "why this is strange green blood it was definitely left by thing when it blasted though my window"poor thing i probably has no where to go" i thought thinking through my actions toward it "I was pretty mean i wish i could say sorry no, I wish we could be friends...
I hope you enjoyed.
Why I deserve it?
- My graxx is so sad! He's looking for a partner, but no one wants him He'd like to be married and have hundreds of babies (I'd like it too )
He told me that your graxx is so sexy...
- I'll see his name twice... maybe I'll learn his name
(I'm curious to know how many of others haven't copied and pasted his name )