Reasons why I deserve GraksmxxT
Graksy here has tentacles, and I have tentacles, therefore I am GraksmxxT
, don't keep me from myself man!
I don't like sushi, so he won't eat me... Or I won't eat him... We will eat other people instead, like Rick
Santorum or someone...
I don't watch hentai, so I'm not attracted to him physically so we won't mate and have little killer sushi babies.
Graks would help me a lot, not just ingame but elsewhere, he will be my wingman, it go like this "Glurpsaderkunfup?" *I slowly wave at them* But really, he'd help alot
I could tutor graks into murder, writing and playing UR, heck, I've written 633 characters so far! Imagine graksy doing that well!
He'd be writing death threats all by himself!
... I could teach graks pi AND pie, by memory I can recite 3.141592653589793238462643383279502 and the other pie is yummy. I can teach graks the joy of pie! We'd eat pie till we got diabeetus, if you know what I mean. Graks would get me further to getting another SHINY STAR for my name, and my path to an imperator would begin. Pretty please with a credit on top?
Or does the appearance of the please not matter...? Well... I'm out of ideas so... BAZINGA