After a 3 and a half year hiatus from this game, courtesy of the canadian army, I have returned to pick up where my brother left off. I look for a guild that fits these specifications (of which my older brother Mikky) gave me:
-guild must be mature, and active
-guild must not have any requirements pertaining to levels, scores, or activity
-guild must not be "harbingies of air, de-versifd, or the guild marlin is in"
That is all.
Yep. Apparently he was harassed constantly over the summer by a guy named marlin, the entire republic of asia, and a bunch of flamethrowers (at least I think so, he left me a list of notes and his damn handwriting is so small). All I know is that he was so scarred from them that he packed a travel suitcase and has been at our beach-house ever since.
And also apparently pretty annoying. His exact words were "if you get mixed up with any of these people, you'll end up wanting to rip out your own eyes and ears, using the holes created to grow chia pets". Since I find chia pets to be annoying, I took his words pretty seriously.
Also, still looking.
The guild of war parties has set a record I think (I'm not too sure, as I've only played this game cumulatively for about three weeks) by being the first guild to ever employ dual-brother technology. Beware the green fireball.