<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Urban-Rivals - Message Board - Strategy and Tactics: General: [RP] Funny short Story]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.urban-rivals.com/community/forum/?mode=viewsubject&id_subject=2273849&language=2]]></link><description><![CDATA[Urban Rivals, fight, level up, trade.]]></description><ttl>40</ttl><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:36:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title><![CDATA[about4turtles]]></title><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:36:46 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[His race horse (<a href="http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=556" class="characterLink characterID_556">Betty</a> <a href="http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=1089" class="characterLink characterID_1089">Sue</a>) called! <span class="sprite-smileys mini1_biggrin iepng"></span>]]></description><guid><![CDATA[http://www.urban-rivals.com/community/forum/?mode=viewsubject&id_subject=2273849&language=2]]></guid><author><![CDATA[no-reply@urban-rivals.com (about4turtles)]]></author><comments><![CDATA[http://www.urban-rivals.com/community/forum/?mode=viewsubject&id_subject=2273849&language=2]]></comments></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gone_4Good]]></title><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:32:31 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying <a href="http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=692" class="characterLink characterID_692">Pan</a><br />
He asks, &amp;quot;What was that for&amp;quot;<br />
She says, &amp;quot;I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it.&amp;quot;<br />
He says, &amp;quot;Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.&amp;quot; She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying <a href="http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=692" class="characterLink characterID_692">Pan</a>.<br />
He asks, &amp;quot;What was that for<br />
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Anybody guess why she did it the second time??]]></description><guid><![CDATA[http://www.urban-rivals.com/community/forum/?mode=viewsubject&id_subject=2273849&language=2]]></guid><author><![CDATA[no-reply@urban-rivals.com (Gone_4Good)]]></author><comments><![CDATA[http://www.urban-rivals.com/community/forum/?mode=viewsubject&id_subject=2273849&language=2]]></comments></item></channel></rss>