[guild:1058562] is looking for literate ladies and lads of the loopiest of lusters, though languid or lackadaisical louts are not allowed! ^1
Currently contests are cumbersome and cold with deadly nonexistence. ^2
If interested, applying individuals must encompass all of the following:
- Level 12 or higher
- Any one of the five recognized genders ( Male, female, both, neither, or "I don't even..." )
- Mature enough to not curse out someone over the internet but immature enough to try lighting grass on fire with a magnifying glass
- Speak English fluently (First, second, third language, whatever, it's good enough!)
- Willing to talk about odd or strange topics
In addition to the above, you must also have at least TWO of the following traits:
The guild is just starting out; you could be part of something exciting!
^1 Note: Loki is not to be confused with the other Loki guild that exists.
^2 Note: No contests yet because we need more members!
^3 Note: There is no third note.
^4 Note: Or fourth.
^5 Note: Stop reading!
Nah you gotta watch out for it right now, the Future is bad except if it's in "Back to the Future", cause that's a really cool movie. You'd think I travelled to the Future cause I said it was bad, but that's highly improbable since my Time Machine really is just a shower.
^ If you didn't get any of this, I just meant to remind you to eat your daily portion of fruits and vegetables. Or to join this guild. One of these.