Alright, so here is the role play I just made! I am a man... NO! A dude... Yeah... Ok, so I am a dude who just made a thread with the [RP] in its title. I walk up to a candy store and, umm... I am sort of improvising here.
I walk up to a candy store and- NO! A flaming candy store! Yeah, that would work! And I ask the owner (that's you), "If I stole your toilet paper, would I find any movie scripts on them?"