You sir! You seem to be looking for a guild to join. Maybe a little suckie suckie? Our guild:1373113 will surely please you. All night long. Our guild:1373113 are the smoothest around. Except for maybe Skunk’s. His are kinda lumpy. But it really does get crazy here, and that’s what makes this a great guild.
Now, we’re hoping you are considering joining of course. Although you need to be level 30 and above and stay quite active, or else we will have to roundhouse kick your butt out. Always make sure you remember this at least. The guild:1373113 have always lead to the sweetest, most glorious prize. At least the women sure do!
We have giveaways and events all the time. I bet you would love some free cards and clintz, you beggar! Everyone always wants something. We’re here to give you all your needs, and yes this includes a date with Revan. To receive the clintz is sometimes even as easy as making a post on the message boards too! How nice would it be to have 3,000 clintz for typing something that takes little effort? You just need to be sure to be active in those message boards to see what’s going on! Or else no money for you damn it!
Speaking of message boards, ours is pretty active! We have quite a few that are active daily, along with threads so we can get to know you, even though we will find out anyways from stalking you night and day. Because we enjoy talking with each other and getting to know each other so much, we even created a chatroom to add to that enjoyment! (Also to have "secret" sessions without someone finding out, right Skunk?)
Just making sure you know as well, we have threads for ELO, Deathmatch, and Daily Tournament help. Tips and tricks to help you get into the top 50 at very least. We are a pretty good guild, and we do very well in Daily Tournaments. Because we own bi****s up in here! Wait, say that out loud with sort of a gangster tone and it sounds good.
Anyways! Get up in here and get rockin'! Enjoy yourself, have fun, and don't forget to give Mell a daily dose of thigh molestation. She loves that, even though she says she doesn't. She doesn't like money shots though. She hates cleaning up after a good time. We want YOU, to join guild:1373113 today! Good 'ol Uncle Sam.