Something has been bothering me of late and I just can’t ignore it any longer. It seems that a handful of you may be suffering from a very serious condition. But don’t worry, I can help. Do you have any of the following symptoms?
Beliefs of superiority
Inflated sense of power
Delusions of greatness
If so then you may suffer from what the American Psychiatric Association terms ‘delusional disorder, grandiose subtype’ DSM-IV 297.1, or delusions of grandeur. However, you are not alone. I myself am a superhuman demigod walking among mere mortals! And those who disagree are probably just out to get me! And they're out to get you too! But together we can be omnipotent! Altogether, we're like a black hole or maybe dark matter! We're even more powerful than Superman, Wolverine, Sylar, and Jesus combined! So suck it Trebek!