The sun rises in the east, but it sets in the west. Scientists claim that this is caused by the direction in which the earth rotates on its axis. While that is true, the west is where the party really kicks off and it only gets crazier when the sun goes down. Who better to host this bad ass western event than John Wayne? We do not have John Wayne, but we are self-proclaimed Legends and we are as American as a cheeseburger! We have proven our mettle in 7 critical areas: fun, freedom, respect, honor, loyalty, and fun (FFRHLF for short)...(a.k.a. the tried and true recipe for friendship, victory, and apple pie eating contests). Maybe when you get done tweeting, you would like to join the party and get down on the dance floor.
P.S. Do not be afraid to tweet "Joining LoA@UR cuz they rule!"
P.P.S. Feel free to chat it up here because America is big on heavily monitored and regulated free speech.
P.P.P.S. Does my use of post-scripts or the fact I know what PS stands for make me old and ugly? I want your honest opinion (But only if the answer is “No, Yellow, you are as beautiful as a countryside sunset&rdquo.
I doest know thou's true name...Mordecai. Join us in the kingdom of night. I compell you to fulfill your destiny and unlock your true potential as a creature of darknessssss (Hold on, gotta fix my S button. And there we go.)