Yes that right you too can be one of those 4 people StormWhisper recruited for the sole purpose of keeping her guild active so people would leave her alone and stop pestering her to join their guild!
You will receive:
No Fringe Benefits
No Special Treatment.
Bragging rights about being in a guild with 2 Admins who really are just there so everyone else will leave them alone? Well ok the other one just came to be a placeholder.
Yes act now and you will receive as a bonus gift:
It's a deal too good to pass up and only available to the next three people who apply to my guild!
*Trying so hard to hold a straight face*
Goodluck with your guild StormWhisper. Oh and I see that Euzebe is there with you. Full casting.
Please do call me Mermaid or Merm. Putting the word "Mod" before my name is kinda disturbing.
StormWhisper will always remain as the scariest one around here. I think I've only managed to scare people that are mostly posting inappropriately on threads particularly here in the recruitment page.
Well I did tease Euezebe we should get you and and FM to join then we could be "The Conspiracy Against Pumpkin."
And we are still seeking two more placeholders! Act now and we'll not only give you absolutely nothing but as a bonus you get Bupkiss for FREE! (only available for the next two 'members'). http://www.urban-rivals.com/guild/?id_guild=325575 So press this link now before the offer expires! We don't have much Bupkiss left!
Calif: I wasn't being an active part of the guild, felt no connection to it, and therefore didn't feel like it was the place for me.
Shadow: But that's what makes me so scary. I lurk in the shadows, quietly and then jump out suddenly and say something random. Or scary. Depends on my mood.
I didn't forget. It was one of my minions. FM! Merm! Why didn't one of you post a guild link! What do I not pay you two for?
Don't make me get out the Calcusaber! You're making me look not perfect. Bad Minions! Bad!
Death: Then you should join. Or tell your friends to. We'll even take your dog so long as you don't expect us to feed it or clean up after it.
We got 1 more! Yey. Hmm. Maybe I should include the amazing offer of not just Absolutely Nothing and Bupkiss and for an even more limited time, you can get Squadoo! Yes it's just too good of a deal. Join us and be our last placeholder to keep The Guild of One alive!
@Shadow: And why exactly do you think they call me StormWhisper. I hide quietly, uttering soft whispers until the almighty storm comes to crush those who would cheat and scam!