Yes that right you too can be one of those 4 people StormWhisper recruited for the sole purpose of keeping her guild active so people would leave her alone and stop pestering her to join their guild!
You will receive:
No Fringe Benefits
No Special Treatment.
Bragging rights about being in a guild with 2 Admins who really are just there so everyone else will leave them alone? Well ok the other one just came to be a placeholder.
Yes act now and you will receive as a bonus gift:
It's a deal too good to pass up and only available to the next three people who apply to my guild!
Storm.. Yeah I know you can name it that... Lucky you didn't though coz Pumpkin might decide to make his own guild called "The revenge of the pumpkin" or the bunny maybe..... *shrugs* scary (pun not intended).. *grins*
Are you trying to use your hypnotic powers to get FM and I to the conspiracy? lolz...
@ Scriptkiddie: Yeah they will allow you to do that if you are willing to have them use their famous banhammer on you as a consequence for your actions.
L33T: If ya do that not only will I throw ya out of my guild I'll blacklist ya. For a very long time. I'm not even sure how that message got approved.
Wipe: Thanks. Euzebe joined for the same reason I created the guild. So she'd stop being bugged by people wanting her ot join their guild.
Merm: Hypnotic powers? I'd never do that. I mean I certainly don't have any of those.
Abyssal: Yeah it just sorta happened.
Sasori: Well I do have a few restrictions. You must be level 15+. Ya must have a Green Face. Ya must follow the rules of UR or ya will be booted from the guild. (And blacklisted for whatever it is you did.) Because the guild is run by an admin (ie... me) The players need to be on their best behavior since the guild reflects back on me.
Is your Bupkiss homemade? I always find the store-bought kind to be a bit overprocessed.
While moving from one inactive guild to another is tempting, I fear that guild-hopping might qualify as activity and kill my streak of do-nothing-ness. I guess I'll just have to go make my own Bupkiss.
It is in fact the finest bupkiss available on the market. We pay some guys to make it fresh. Cuz ya know if we did it ourselves it would require effort. But thanks for apathetically considering our guild. *laughs*