Hello all !
You're new in town or an old inhabitant of Clint City, introduce yourself here.
Who are you ? When did you arrive in town ? What is the name of your beloved pet ? Do you prefer chocolate ice cream or sauerkraut hot dogs (with chocolate too if you want) ?
This thread is not made to recruit people in your guild, just to know each other better
Some said being Gengis Khan's beard was a poor choice of career, but between the raping, pillaging and stealing stuffs, it wasn't half bad. But once he was dethroned and I was cast aside like a lepers left bollock I went looking for a new face. Being a beard was all I knew, hanging around top lips and waiting for the odd morsel to get caught in my wiry pubes.
I mean what does a bead do when the face dies, fook getting buried with the o'll stiffy. That's for the toupee's that lark is. So I traveled. First I was Rolf Harris's beard but he found a better stand in, someone who didn't fall off when he started doing all the breathing funny singing stuff. Then I doubled as Fredy Mercurys tash, but one night and a gay lover later, I was traumatized by where he put his mouth. I'm still paying for therapy to this day.
So I stuck to a hobo, nuffin' fancy and picked up some bad habits and language from 'im. His travels led me to Clint city, first day hear and some gang banger blows the poor hobo's head clean off. I mean the cheak of it! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A DECENT HOBO TO ACT AS A BEARD FOR!!??! WELL DO YOU?!?
So I stuck to this gang bangers face and haven't left it since. Why does being bad feel so good? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. being a spartan beard ain't all that ether, all that close quarter slaying.....its murder to get the gore washed out. Not to mention a load of semi nekid homo erotic testosterone driven syco's screaming FOOORRRRRRR SPAAAAAARTAAA, really twists your melons after a while. You start wishing they would get run through by a sharp object I don't mind telling you. Was a happy day when they lost that battle at the hots gates. Saved me a fortune on aspirin!
Hello i have nothign to say really , i am sam and love this game so far i lvoe nothing lese but a good fair fight and some experience also nufen abwt me that i have the best gurl in the world and its greta to be part of this great guild ...!
What's happening everybody, i'm adan riese. My name comes from Adan, in spanish translates to Adam(my real name) which means earth; and riese(sounds like my middle name, reese) in german translates to giant; makin me the earth giant
I'm always down help anybody around and a while back a fairly successful buisness selling the custom bios if anyone remembers or has one
Hit me up if ya wanna play me