I am gonna tell you noobs a tale.
The tale of the my cursed Dwain Cr.
A long time ago, Last week I got a 100 silver tokenz. Me dreaming of all the riches I could get opened a Silver Chest.
I got a Xanthiax Robb Cr. Psych. Just kidding.I got a Dwain Cr. It was not the best scenario but I thought I could make it work. I put him up for sale for 380k. No takers. Moved on too 370k. Still no takers. Moved to 350k cause I was getting desperate. Guess what? Still no takers!!!
Then I realised something fishy was going on here. I also noticed that my game had become even more worse than usual since I got that monstrosity. I connected the clues and got the picture eventhough I am a noob.
I realised this Dwain Cr was cursed. I began offering stupid deals to players just to get rid of him but it seemed he won't leave me, due to the curse I suppose.
Every night I had nightmares about him.
Every night I woke up screaming.
He was making me Mad.
As a last ditch effort to escape from him I tried to give him away for free in my Guild Market.
But it seemed I was too late. Nobody was willing to take him.
So why I am telling you this?
Because I wanna give you guys a chance to own a Cursed Card. Imagine it. You will become so popular and hit with the ladies. And for the ladies, hit with the men.
His current price is 365k but as he is cursed I will give him to you 400k cause I am such a nice guy.
This is the chance you all have been waiting for all you life.
Get him before he makes me nuts.