TEEF is a guild dedicated to superior oral hygiene. Strict rules are enforced to assure that members achieve and maintain beautiful teeth.
The following attributes are necessary to join TEEF:
-Applicant’s teeth must be completely white
-Applicant must brush their teeth at least 3 times an hour, and must visit the dentist at least once a week for whitening and cleaning of teeth
-Applicant must carry around one of the following products to maintain this whiteness: Whiteout, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, or Crest Whitestrips
-Surface area of applicant’s front teeth must be at least 20cm²
-Applicant must be related to either a rabbit or a beaver
Current members must also abide to these guidelines.
Guild Motto: “Brush your teeth three times an hour, your teeth will be as white as flour.”