Best 2 stars in the game
an unintelligent assessment by da banana
#1 Lehane 8/2 sob +8 attack
Lehane is generally considered the best 2 star of all time and is the mother of all walls
8/2 is the highest non backlash stats on a 2 star ever
I consider her to be number 1 on this list
#2 Gil 7/2 -3 pills min 4 +8 attack Hawkins -2 pills min 1 sob and shazam cob 2 poison min 3
Gil and Hawkins are alike but shazam is a completely different pumpkin
shazam is amazing
he's like a maralysa on steroids
7/2 stats are pretty solid. I'm not a freaks man but a freak that can copy the opponents bonus and hold it's own against some clan staples for only 2 stars? YAY. he can potentially make a life gap of 10 and is perfect for inflicting that first turn poison
Gil and Hawkins are amazing
Gil gets his main scare factor from being a HORRIFIC first round bluff. those are rare in 2 stars.
5 pills gets you far with him
Hawkins is better in later rounds and is more of an all around type
thanks to his low minimum he is great when the pills are low
great synergy with his clan
#3 maralysa cr
this card used to be the queen of Elo and 2 stars
back when most cards were 6 powered this card demolished their bonuses and left them helpless while inflicting 4 damage that could 2hko with most of her clan
nowadays she is outshined by many cards and is no longer the legend she used to be but hey
she can still pull her own weight around and is a pretty awesome card throughout
nope nope nope
that would be the most op thing off all time
I use Uranus graks and mokra
that's just me
also mokra isn't made for life gap
just like pussycats aren't made for overpowering
and spiaghi isn't meant for 2hko
It's definitely a cool topic to be discussed or debated upon (especially the rankings as they will differ from player to player obviously).
However ... The overall structure of the thread seems so rough and unrefined which may deter players from either posting their own thoughts or even reading it. I hate to be the conceited voice here but a little more polish will do wonders.
Err, it's a nice topic and all, but most of these cards are obvious. They're not so much "the best" as much as "the most egregious design mistakes", and while that's all fine and dandy, there's no real point listing them as most of them speak for themselves. And most of them speak in obscenities and tell of possible drunkenness/ulterior motives/trolling/power creep/whatever. They can't really be called the best since there's no contest for them to be best in.
Reason I'm saying is that I find matches to be won or lost way more often by the way peolple pill/react to cards which aren't so obvious, or react to these cards wrong when you use them in any but the intended way. For example, I can't remember the last time I actually DR'd someone with Graksmxxt or Uranus. Their ability reads more like "noone's crazy enough to try pill too much against these guys". Mokra is mostly hilariously broken as long as you don't actually use him/her in a round (and yes, she's a silly good fury KO with any number of 5 dmg sakhrom/spyke).
The real deal with getting good at UR (which I'm not even after all these years) is learining the best non-obvious cards, the staples which don't have "broken as all hell, what were you smoking when you made me" in neon letters on them.
That's like saying that's like saying that twilight should not be called the worst movie ever because there is no competition for it
they may be the most egregious design mistakes but they are still the best because they are better than the others
even if they are broken as h-e double hockey sticks they are still the best
they are obvious because they are the best
so guys it's settled
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