Open Casket is no longer seeking, we have closed our doors, but our Casket is open
(No, caskets do not have doors they have things that flap on hinges)
Come and snuggle up in this cosy casket of ours, watch out of that skull over there though.. oh and dont step on that spider web, you know how spiders go spastic when their hard earned webs get broken, sheesh, hey.. hey.. HEY DONT GO THAT CORNER OF THE CASKET.. its um.. haunted.. i mean.. dont go there. You know, thats where we store all our prizes and clintz for events and challenges we always have.
About those people over there.. yes i know.. the casket is crowding up.. yup, i understand hygiene is important, but its hard in a single casket.. no we cannot get rid of those people.. ahem, how do you expect us to keep our message boards as active as they are without them.. okay.. just make yourself at home...
AHHHHH! DON'T COME IN! Not you.. no im not saying low levels cant join.. yes i see that you have 560 matches played and 209 wins.. if you wanna come in you just gotta meat (ha, get it, meat, we never have enough meat in here because all our bodies decay in the casket, funny huh? okay.. i'll shut up, it was a crap joke..) these requirements:
Try to be active in Guild boards
Attempts regular play often
Must have a green face
Positive attitude towards the game and it's rules
Does not mind claustrophobia.. ok.. its not a real requirement..