The judge of the Clint City Book of Records is in a tricky position. Just who is going to receive the cup for the Most Useless Record in Clint City? Will it be Dallas, who throws all sorts of heavy objects impossible distances? Ernst, the rat-man who devours all living creatures lurking in the sewers? Or Ace, Borgia Palace's most skilful and dishonest croupier? Oh, if only he knew just how many creatures Felix, the radioactive flea who gave Logan his special powers, had bitten, he’d surely take the prize!