I'm an American...as stated in the thread title. As such, I suffer from a preexisting medical condition that compels me to give voice to just about any thought my brain conceives. These thoughts include half-baked ideas, incoherent nonsense, inconclusive statements about truth and science, and, above all, the unmitigated concept of how awesome I am. That's why I am in need of a guild that, instead of prizes out of a donation bin, offers a warm seat by the fire and a compassionate ear for when I tire of the games. Can any of you offer that?