While the clans have been busy with their usual in-fighting to establish just "who’s the toughest in town", the Government has been able to quietly push through a new law particularly affecting the Junkz: from now on, the use of Pillz is strictly forbidden in Clint City and possession of them will go severely punished. This law comes into force as of tomorrow, Saturday April 2nd. From then on, there will no way of acquiring Pillz in Clint City and anyone found in possession of them will be forever exiled from the city. Every nook and cranny of the Junkz squats will be searched by the Sentinel clan. Ever since they came into being, this clan has been in the Government’s line of fire, with them having first pounced on their music. Having said this, the President of the Government assures us the new law is not targeted at the Junkz, but rather is a preventative measure "for the well-being of the citizens of Clint City". This is what he said: "Pillz are a real scourge, and as your President, I am going to put a stop to this scourge. We have realized - now prepare yourselves – that Pillz can increase a character's strength... and even augment their damage ability! This is total madness, not to mention illegal! It is out and out cheating! Moreover, several scientific studies have shown that Pillz are bad for your health. Take Taham for example, there’s nothing natural about him… Pillz kill, just say no to Pillz". The atmosphere in the Junkz clan is certainly not the best, but their reaction to the law has been more nuanced than one might have imagined: "This is crazy and we're sure not happy about it, but we're not the worst hit, with our bonus, we'll get by. But other clans like the Pussycats are gonna really feel it, not to mention the Vortex and Riots".
"Hey guys, we just introduced something that will make our game relevant again, something so unbelievably good that the sheer sight of it will make you forget everything you previously thought about this game and will make you want to horrifically throttle your past self just for thinking that this game was both literally and metaphorically "in the dumpster" !"
--Kidding, April Fools!