Here's the new Rec thread for Excalibur, not because the earlier one was not good enough, but after the mess up recently, can't be bothered to find it.
Unlike other guilds, our guild comes with a guarantee. You apply, we accept! That's it. How simpler can things get? There's only one catch. You shouldn't be in the guild blacklist, which currently has just 100 million members, me included.
I don't know how I got there.
So what have you got to lose? What are you waiting for? Rub shoulders with some of the noobest idiots in this game, unwind and let your hair down in our guild bar, relax in the caresses of our working girls in our own maison close. All you need to do is apply. We will take care of the rest.
Do it now, you have my word you will live to regret it.