Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
It's my favorite holiday, aside from Halloween. I feel really sorry for people who live in countries that don't celebrate Halloween or Happy Fu*ksgiving. It must be similar to what it's like for an old virgin to watch pr0n.