A man suspects his wife his cheating on him, so to make sure if it's happening or not, he decides to go to a pet shop and buy a parrot.
When he gets to the store he explains the situation to the manager and says that he needs a parrot that can speak, so that it can watch the whole thing and then tell the man what he saw.
So the manager tries to sell him some parrots that speak a lot of languages fluently, but they were all too expensive. Finally the manager says: "Ok, we've got one that is really cheap but the only thing is that he doesn't have any legs, so to stand in the perch he has to put his schlong around and around the perch."
The man decides to buy that parrot and after a few days that he went in a work trip, he asks the parrot: "So did you see anything?"
And the parrot says: "Well in fact just yesterday your wife came here with a man..."
And the man asks: "And then what?"
"Well, they had some wine..."
"And then what???"
"Well, he started kissing her neck..."
"WHAT? And then what???"
"Well, she threw him to your favorite couch..."
"HOW COULD SHE?? And then what????"
"Well, she took of all her clothes, she was totally naked...."
"OH MY GOD, THAT BITCH! AND THEN WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?"
"Well, my friend, after that i don't know, cause i fell off the perch!"
(It would be easier to tell this joke in my native language so sorry if you didnt get it xD the point is that in the end he had a boner and so he couldn' keep standing in the perch (cause before, his dick went around it))
ebezue - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 07:25