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I JUANder - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:08
Colossus - A POR LA SIGUIENTE CR

What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

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I JUANder - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:11
Colossus - A POR LA SIGUIENTE CR

Deer: I'll fight you with my bear (bare) hands!

Bear: Oh deer (dear)

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I JUANder - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:13
Colossus - A POR LA SIGUIENTE CR

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you

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Rukmicam WMD - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:17
Titan - Wise Men Distracted

Theres on girl and two boy
their carrying a huge cannon on a big hill in german
hill is in front of german castle and cannon heavy
they ready cannon and ready shoot
but boy say to the girl:
"where is cannonball"
girl say:
"i thought you hav them"
they look in other boy he say:
"dont look at me!"

get it? they have the cannon but dont have cannon ball
so they can not shoot
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I JUANder - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:24
Colossus - A POR LA SIGUIENTE CR

Police: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who is it?
Police: Police!
Me: What do you want?
Police: To talk
Me: How many are you?
Police: 2
Me: Talk to each other

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Rukmicam WMD - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 08:25
Titan - Wise Men Distracted

Is my last joke who my mom tells before dinner every chrismas please enjoy:

is only for very adult, no kid allowed so under parental superstition please uninstall (dont read below promise)

is girl who get married and want to say husband that virgin
but she not really virgin so she go to the doctor
ginicologiste (dont knows in english) examin her and say:
"sit down girl"
so girl sit down
he do something in her pockles
she go away

then later girl come back to doctor
say:
"thank doctor lot of blood he believe truly a virgin"
doctor say:
"okay girl sit down"
so girl say:
"why sit down?"
so doctor say:
"you not want to have a razor blad in your pockles for rest of life yes?"

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
get it? means doctor put razor in girl pockle so there blood

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Mata95 - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 11:13
Colossus - Open Casket

My ex-girlfriend had a really, really weird fetish. She used to dress up like herself and act as a raging bitch all the time.

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Mata95 - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 11:33
Colossus - Open Casket

A man suspects his wife his cheating on him, so to make sure if it's happening or not, he decides to go to a pet shop and buy a parrot.
When he gets to the store he explains the situation to the manager and says that he needs a parrot that can speak, so that it can watch the whole thing and then tell the man what he saw.
So the manager tries to sell him some parrots that speak a lot of languages fluently, but they were all too expensive. Finally the manager says: "Ok, we've got one that is really cheap but the only thing is that he doesn't have any legs, so to stand in the perch he has to put his schlong around and around the perch."
The man decides to buy that parrot and after a few days that he went in a work trip, he asks the parrot: "So did you see anything?"
And the parrot says: "Well in fact just yesterday your wife came here with a man..."
And the man asks: "And then what?"
"Well, they had some wine..."
"And then what???"
"Well, he started kissing her neck..."
"WHAT? And then what???"
"Well, she threw him to your favorite couch..."
"HOW COULD SHE?? And then what????"
"Well, she took of all her clothes, she was totally naked...."
"OH MY GOD, THAT BITCH! AND THEN WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?"
"Well, my friend, after that i don't know, cause i fell off the perch!"

(It would be easier to tell this joke in my native language so sorry if you didnt get it xD the point is that in the end he had a boner and so he couldn' keep standing in the perch (cause before, his dick went around it))

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Rukmicam WMD - Thursday 09/11/2017, 05:27
Titan - Wise Men Distracted

Nice jock mata XDDD

i have one more jock for my friend (labas jonai ir petrai kaip jums sekasi? XDDD)

is little boy jonny
jonny learn trick how to money from adulters (he not yet adult only boy)
he go mum and say:
"hi mum i knows everything"
mom say:
"oh no dont tell father i give money"
jonny is happy go to papa:
"hi papa i knows everything"
father jonny say:
"very bad dont tell mother have money"
jonny is rich happy and he go later to sister brother and then he go church
he see priest and say:
"hi priest i know everything"
priest start cry and blow nose in napkin and say:
"i can final hug you after all this year, my son"

get it?? XDDDDDDDDDDD
priest is father of boy not father

edited by GWN Matrix thursday 09/11/2017, 05:27

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Rukmicam WMD - Wednesday 08/11/2017, 12:04
Titan - Wise Men Distracted

I got another jock for politicals:

sit in bus station a dolan trump and kim jing un

dolan trump say:
what bus you wait?
kim say:
i wait bus 7 what bus you?
trump say:
i wait for bus 4
then bus 74 come and both go bus

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
get it? cuz they stupid