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2 scientists walk into a bar
the first goes "can I have an H2O"
the second goes "why are you still speaking like this? We're not at work anymore, I'll have water"
the first goes to the bathroom and cries, his intricate assassination attempt failed
2 arms creep in a bar. One asks another:
"What's your story, dude?"
"http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=1473 , what about you?"
"http://www.urban-rivals.com/characters/?id_perso=1595 , man I wish I were you"
"I see, brother, never thought we would end up like this in a world like this"
"I feel your pain, brother, lest us stick together from now on"
"Yeah, we might see a couple of lonely legs some day..."
"We could almost make a guy then... if stuck properly"
One of the arms starts crying, the other one hugs her.
Then they shake hands
This is an actual funny story that happened to my dad while he was just a boy growing up.
He was the youngest in a family of 3 sisters and 2 brothers who introduced him to cigarettes at a young age (not that I am advocating underage smoking here, let me be very clear on that). They did it so that he woulddn't go telling their parents that they also smoked, literally coercing him by having him participate.
Well, there came a coldd winter day when he was smoking in his own bedroom and he heard someone coming home from work. He panicked and tried hiding his cigarette beneath his bed without properly putting it out. Well, you can probably imagine what happened next. Some time later, the still smoldering cigarette lit the mattress on fire and when his oldest brother smelled the smoke, he rushed to the room and saw that the bed was completely on fire. Given the situation, my dadd's big bro lifted the on-fire mattress and tossed it out the window and onto the snow-covered lawn outside, effectively extinguishing the fire and saving the house from any real damage.
Now, you'd think that an incident like that would teach someone not to try and do something stupid. Then again, my dad was a very impressionable boy growing up. And so, on the following Saturday, after watching some of his favorite action shows, he got an idea. (continued on next post)
He and his friends took some trash bags from the kitchen and went up onto the roof thinking that they could parachute onto the ruined mattress that remained outside on the lawn some many feet below. My dad went first and he landed on the mattress. Problem was the trash bag made a very poor parachute and the mattress made a very poor cushion given its condition.
He ended up breaking his leg on impact and immediately started crying. His friend panicked and just bailed on him. My grandfather later pulled up intothe driveway in his car and saw my dad lying on the mattress crying. Enraged, my grandfather rushed over, lifted my dad off the mattress and threw him into the backseat of the car.
My grandfather made the drive to the hospital and, along the way, my ddad had one complainton his mind that he soon voice. He said, "I'm cold."
To which my grandfather said to him, "Then light a fire!"
A piece of string walks into a bar after a rough day, longing to simply drown his sorrows in an ice cold beer. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve strings here."
Keeping a level head, the string exits to the alley. He ties himself in the middle and unravels his top and bottom. He then walks back into to the bar to order a his desperately needed drink.
The bartender looks at him in disbelief. The bartender says, "I thought I told you we don't serve your kind in this bar."
The sting gazes back. "You must have me confused with someone else."
The bartender, now confused, asks, "Aren't you the string that was here 5 minutes ago?"
The string responds, "Sorry sir, I'm a frayed knot."