Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
Update: PMed one winner of 50k.
keep the jokes coming guys, I still have a million(or two) ctz to give away.
@Segnaro your joke wasn't funny. It was obnoxious. However, I like that unpleasant disgusting behavior that you got going on. You will be awarded a 'pity' prize of 50k clintz. Private sale me your cheapest common for 50k ctz and I'll purchase it.
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.
You don’t need make-up, Rita
Oh, Jack…. really? That is so sweet of you!
You need plastic surgery.