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A man walks into a Library and says, "Oi bitch. I want a fucking book to learn some cunting Spanish. Where the fuck are they?"
librarian says, "There's no need for that language, sir!"
"You're probably right. They all speak English anyway."
This is not quite a joke, but a memory from the 80s, when my family has had moved into the United States. I was very mesmerized by how they use English language, for instance,
when they call Chips "French Fries" yet
they call Crisps "Chips", or
when they call Bollocks "Testicles"
when they call Chocolate Globbernaughts "Candy Bars"
when they call Electro-Rope "Power Cable"
when they call Meaty Water "Gravy"
when they call Rickedy-Pop a "Gear Shift"
when they call Motorized Rollinghams "Cars"
when they call Merry Fizzlebombs "Fireworks"
when they call Twisty Plankhandles "Doorknobs"
when they call a Choco Chip Wicky-Dicky a "Cookie"
when they call Pee-Pee Friction Pleasure "Sex"
when they call Forcey Fun Time "Ra*e"
when they call Beef Wellington ensemble with lettuce a "Burger"
when they call the Female population of the Loony Bin "Feminists"
when they call their Hoighty Toity Clicky Clickers "Keyboards"
when they call a Rooty Tooty Point'n'shooty "Assault Weapon"
when they call a Blimpty Blimpty Bounce Bounce "Ball"
when they call Nutty-Gum and Fruit-Spleglings "Peanut butter and Jelly"
when they call a Slippery Dippery Long Mover "Snake"
when they call CobbleStone Clippity-Clops "Roads"
Americans are truly ridiculous.
For the longest time, people have been telling me that my mom is so ugly.
Honestly, I just wasn't seeing it.
Then, I had corrective eye surgery and saw my mom for the first time in my life.
It was also the last thing I ever saw in my life.
That's right. My mom's so ugly, she struck me blind.