Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
Since Seven was a child, he had always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was always kind of odd. Seven was very petty and his anger indivisible. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of Six, who was well rounded and whose circle of friends seemed to multiply so easily.
When prom came, Seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then Six came in with his +1, and no longer did Seven feel greater. Filled to the brim with jealousy, Seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.
While walking to class, Six saw Seven with Six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by each other, Seven whispered into Six's ear "now, we're even".
A white man was walking around somewhere in Africa when he was attacked by two hungry cannibals. Because they never eaten a white man before they weren't sure how they should eat him so they decided to split the man with one getting the top half and the other getting the bottom half. After awhile the first cannibal says "This is delicious how are you liking it?" to which the other cannibals says "This is great I'm having a ball!" the first cannibal who was shocked and said "Slow down I'm not even to the nose yet!"
Since everyone is posting multiple times ill post one more.
Two whales were swimming in the ocean and were starting to get bored. They see a boat above them and the 1st whale says "I have an idea lets knock over that ship with our blowholes." So they swim back down laughing and a few minutes later they get bored again so the 1st whale says "I have another idea lets go back up and eat those sailors that are swimming around" and the second whale says "whoa whoa whoa I'll do the blowjob but I wont swallow the seaman!"
Lol Ive always liked this one so ill just post it.
A young man joins a pirate crew and is getting a tour from the captain. After seeing most of the ship the man says "Captain we are going to be a sea for months at a time what do we do for pleasure?" to which the captain replied "Good question. Do you see that barrel in the corner with the hole in it? Whenever you get the urge you just stick your penis in the hole and get instant pleasure and you can use it any day expect for Wednesday." the man says "Why not on Wednesdays?" and the captain just looks at him and says "Because that's your day in the barrel."