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Very fun jock that i learn hard way:
man go to doctor say:
"can no poop"
"why no poop?"
"i dont know"
"doctor give man a supository"
then tomorrow man go doctor say:
"very bad no works"
doctor say to man:
"what no works"
"did you use as suppose to use?"
"what you think i do, put in ass???????????"
the jock is that he eat supository like stupids it has to be in ass!!!!!!!!
One day ,Einstein, Aristotle and Bruno meet each other while waiting on the purgatory with a line going to heaven.
St. Peter guards the gate of heaven and made a rule for new comers. Peter announce, "The only way you can pass this gate to heaven is by asking me a hard question. If I can answer it then means you can go to hell, but if I cant answer your question then you are free to go to heaven"
Einstein was the first in line followed by Aristotle and Bruno. So he ask St. Peter the hardest scientific equation. St. Peter got the answer immediately so bye bye Einstein.
Next was Aristotle. He ask St. Peter the hardest philosophical question but then again St. Peter only took 1 second to answer and Aristotle was bye bye too.
Last was Bruno. Proudly and arrogantly approach St. Peter.
St. Peter said, "Wow this is the first time I saw an arrogant and proud soul here in purgatory! You must be intelligent son!"
Bruno proudly replied, " Nah no big deal this is just an easy test"
St. Peter surprised with the tone , St. Peter was mad and went straight to ask the question.
Before Bruno proceed with the question, Bruno ask St. Peter for a mono block chair with many holes in it. Confused by the request, St. Peter still gave the said chair immediately to Bruno.
Bruno suddenly fart on the chair and ask St. Peter, "So the question is, Which hole did I fart into?"
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