Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
The story of Pinocchio is commonly know. How he wished to become a real boy and eventually had his wish granted after so many trials, errors, and overcoming a great number of obstacles.
Well, what you might not know is that some decades later, in his old age, he looked fondly back on his youth as old men often do.
And as he reminisced, he said to himself, "I miss having wood."
So these are dumb as hell but i love them.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What's a foot long and slippery?
What's big, green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree?