Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
My version of an oldie, but goodie:
A tall man and a little boy are traveling deep within a dark forest. As the sun dips below the horizon, the child whispers,
"Mister, it's getting harder to see. I'm afraid!"
"Oh, quit your whining," the man replies. "I'm the one who has to walk all the way out of here by myself."
I just read about a revolutionary new surgery for babies who were born without eyelids.
Doctors have discovered a way to utilize circumcised foreskins as grafts to create new eyelids for the children.
But, as a nurse recently reported, there is one drawback - all of the kids are turning out a little bit cock-eyed.
BABS (peering through the forum jungle shrubbery):
Oh, man... it's gotten really quiet around here.
Ssshhhhhh!!! Whuzzat? Drums... in the distance? Poopface, what are they saying?
They're saying, "boom-ditty-boom-ditty-boom-ditty."