Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.
IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.
If you're ever out of toilet paper, chopsticks can do the job in a pinch! OHHHHH SHHH***TTTT!!!!!!
I'm so proud of myself. This is literally the only thing I'm halfway decent at. All my lovers would tell you the same, but they kinda all moved away really quickly. Yep, pretty amazing at life choices, too. My doctor looks surprised every time I show up.
Baloonist : Excuse me, can you please help? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago but I don't know where I am.
Man : Yes you are in a balloon hovering approx.30 feet. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 deg West longitude.
Baloonist : You must be an engineer.
Man : I am, How did you know.
Baloonist : Well ! everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I am still lost.
Man : You must be a manager
Baloonist : I am. How did you know?
Man : Well, you don't know where you are. You have made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the same position you were in, before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.
Back when I was in school, I had a friend who was banging on about managing to secure the last BLT from the cafeteria (the only half decent food available) to which everyone was jealous. We all had to settle for the crappy ham subs which were like chewing on cardboard...
Anyway later that day at lunch, we all went and sat on the field because it was a lovely summers day, my friend pulls out her BLT while mocking our lunches and saying how great hers was going to be.
Just as she went to take a bite, a flock of seagulls flew over and one shat on her head and BLT I've never laughed so hard in my life, karma ladies and gentlemen