[Giveaway] Comedy Contest

[Giveaway] Comedy Contest

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ebezue - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 07:25
Colossus - Wise Men Distracted

Post an ORIGINAL joke/anecdote here. Every joke/anecdote that makes me laugh will get 25k clintz from me(immideatly after I read the joke/anecdote) . On december 1, the player with the best joke or anecdote(judged by myself) will receive 5 rare 5 uncommon and 5 common cards + 50k ctz. A participant can post as many entries as they like.

IF nobody submittes a joke/anecdote that I laughed at, Every PARTICIPANT will receive 10k clintz.

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Y R U MAD - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 08:50
Colossus - Open Casket

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu
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Turgoyak - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 09:26
Colossus - Mystical Shadow Team

Husband and wife, in bed. Husband starts at his wife with his hands, but stops suddenly and says:
- Dear, I did not know you were a man
- I am not a man, dear, I am doing a crap
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LF-Shivanshu - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 10:10
Titan - lonely fighters

What do you call 2 chocolate biscuits from different brands ? bonbon rivals !
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TopSt4r - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 10:22
Veteran - Going Up In The World

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.

At least I laught
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Colt Cabana - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 11:05
Colossus - Arcadia

"Doctor, Doctor! I think I've a memory problem!"
"Do you have a memory problem?"
"Do I have a memory problem?!"
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Turgoyak - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 11:15
Colossus - Mystical Shadow Team

- Doctor, anywere I touch myself it hurts, what is wrong with me?!
- Broken finger
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Timbo301 - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 11:24
Colossus - BestSecret

Teacher: Fritz what exactly is MATH?
Fritz: Mental Abuse To Humans

(probably not original i have it from my brother ..)
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Turgoyak - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 11:27
Colossus - Mystical Shadow Team

- Doctor, every time I sit down, my butt hurts, what is wrong with me?
- Let me examine you. Please, remove your pants and bow down.
- OK, doctor. Ready.
- Hmm... Looks like there's a prickly rose in your a**.
- Doctor, it is for you!
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Brentendo64-- - Tuesday 07/11/2017, 11:29
Colossus - Harbingers of Ares

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken, eggs don’t have genitals

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[Giveaway] Comedy Contest

[Giveaway] Comedy Contest

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