In a snowy day a gentleman entered a fancy restaurant. He found a chair to sit and took out his kitty and placed the kitty on the chair next to him. A mystified waiter came to take his order and said :
- Greetings sir ! Your order please.
The gentlemad replied :
- One bowl of your finest soup for me, 2 for my kitty.
The waiter looked at him confused.
- Sir but ...
The gentleman continued :
- One of your finest steak for me, 2 for my kitty.
The waiter got mad :
- Sir stop joking please.
The gentleman said :
- Trust me I know the kitty will eat it all.
The waiter asked :
- Are you crazy sir ?
The getnleman replied :
- No, I'm a fisherman.... Let me explain. Once i cought the golden fish. It fullfiled 3 of my biggest wishes. First of all i wished for wealth. Then I wished to be always young looks. And in the end I wised for a small hungry pussy, and that's what the moron understood .....
Does it have to be our own jokes?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"