Ok I got another one.
Two ladies left a party. Once they were close to a cemetery one said to the other :
- Damn, I need to go to the toilet.
The other one said :
- Well, let's enter the cemetetry and do it. Nobody will notice anyway.
The next morning their husbands were having a beer .
- Dude, I think our wives cheated on us last night.
- Yeah ... I think that too...
- You found yours without pants too ?
- ...worse. Mine had a ribbon on her pants saying " We'll never forget you, Dingle brothers "
Rabbit is hunting in forest, suddenly he drop into a hole.
The rabbit is yelling for help:
"Heeeey is anyone here, who can help me get out of the hole?"
Jaguar come and said
"Why are you yelling so bad, what happened"
"I'm in the hole, i can't get out of here, could he give me a hand and grab me from the hole?"
As rabbit asked, the jaguar helped him.
2nd day same situation, Rabbit is hunting and jumped into same whole,
He is yelling:
"Bear, could you get me out of the whole, HEEEEEEEEELP"
"JAGUAR PLEASE HELP ME PLEASEEEEE"
There is no Jaguar, Bear came instead.
"Why are you yelling so bad " asks Bear
"please get me out of the hole, Jaguar gave me his long arm yesterday so i managed to get off"
"Alright, I'll do my best" says Bear
Bear is trying his best but can't reach rabbit, the rabbit cryes and has no idea what to do, there is no Jaguar in nearby.
"I'va got and idea, are you brave?" asked Bear.
"Just get me out of there" Says rabbit.
Bear is putting of his pants, giving him his huge DI*K
Rabbit just grab the DI*K and got off the whole.
WHat's the point of the story?
If you have big dick you don't need jaguar xD
A lady is checking out at the market. A guy behind her says "Single huh?"
She looks down at what she's buying - cleaning supplies, canned soup, bread, milk - and looks back at him and says, "Actually I am, how did you know?
He says, "Because you're ugly."