Joke give away

Joke give away

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Bastion_TCA - Thursday 26/11/2020, 08:14
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Reposting because I couldn't edit the last.
Breakdown: Post a joke, if I LOL I will send you a card. That's about all.

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QubiK (KD) - Thursday 26/11/2020, 18:13
Colossus - The Big Bang

Man buys a hat.

It fits him well.
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announcements - Thursday 26/11/2020, 18:28
Colossus - E X C A L I B U R

^this dude is a comedy genius^
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aLTRe-eGo - Thursday 26/11/2020, 18:41
Colossus - Harbingers of Ares

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
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Bastion_TCA - Thursday 26/11/2020, 18:57
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Qubik, I don't get it. =/
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aLTRe-eGo - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:17
Colossus - Harbingers of Ares

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
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Manifold - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:19
Colossus - Wise Men Distracted

One of my students told me I had no sense of humor. When I told him he was wrong, he said "Tell me a joke." I replied, "Your grade."
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0 Mitacla - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:25
Colossus - Shadow Guardians

Nobody saw this year coming. I guess we didn't have 20/20 vision.
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Frogalicious - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:42
Colossus - TRiNiTY

What a day. First my wife gets hit by a bus. Then I lose my job as a bus driver.
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Sannihilator - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:50
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Race car backwards is race car but race car sideways is how Paul walker died
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LGT-kernevez - Thursday 26/11/2020, 19:57
Titan - Les Guerriers Tenebreux

Why does the little girl fall from the swing ?
because she has no arms.

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