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theKFCguy - Thursday 26/11/2020, 21:38
Colossus - Great White North

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to screw it in

One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination

One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination

One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"

One to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic

One to blame men for not changing the bulb

One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it

One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs

One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs

One to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians

One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men

And one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary

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theKFCguy - Thursday 26/11/2020, 21:42
Colossus - Great White North

Dont know if this joke is too risky for the mods

64/85

aLTRe-eGo - Thursday 26/11/2020, 22:16
Colossus - Harbingers of Ares

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

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yobirdie - Thursday 26/11/2020, 23:53
Colossus - Open Casket

I'll hit you with some lame jokes:
-My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
-Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
-What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

66/85

Larry1311 - Friday 27/11/2020, 00:21
Colossus - Open Casket

In English you got to make sense when using someone's name but why is
LOVE IU considered wrong I wonder.

This sentence is not wrong

67/85

Bastion_TCA - Friday 27/11/2020, 00:58
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Sorry Larry, I don't get it.

68/85

aLTRe-eGo - Friday 27/11/2020, 01:05
Colossus - Harbingers of Ares

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.

“You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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Brenno420 - Friday 27/11/2020, 01:12
Colossus - Forever Fallen

How do you surprise a blind guy? You stick the plumber down the toilet.

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Brenno420 - Friday 27/11/2020, 01:13
Colossus - Forever Fallen

Plunger^ *sry was high*

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Bastion_TCA - Friday 27/11/2020, 01:29
Colossus - Time Conquers All

@Altre-Ego
That type of behavior is to be expected. After all, the smartest blonde I've ever met was a Golden Retriever.