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(Lottery) Post-a-joke to enter

(Lottery) Post-a-joke to enter

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Bastion_TCA - Monday 11/01, 17:00
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Post a joke to enter the lottery, you may post as many as you like I don't really care if you spam the page as long as the jokes are quality. Jokes cannot violate forum rules.

This lottery will include
Chiara Cr
Corvus Cr
Dolly Cr
The lottery will end about this time tomorrow.

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Himura Dante - Tuesday 12/01, 04:27
Titan - Poker Face

Random people: "If you masturbate then it increases your life expectancy by 20%."

Me: *calculating in my head then finds the answer* "I am an Immortal God!"
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Bojax - Tuesday 12/01, 04:37
Colossus - Time Conquers All

Me: What is a pirates favorite letter?
Them: Arggghhh
Me: You might think it be "R" but its actually the "C" (sea).
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Snazzy-WMD - Tuesday 12/01, 16:08
Colossus - Wise Men Distracted

I think I have a masturbation problem. I'm sure I'll beat it.
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godik2 - Tuesday 12/01, 16:20
Colossus - AoEM

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Bastion_TCA - Tuesday 12/01, 16:53
Colossus - Time Conquers All

46, 20 and 3 are our winning numbers!
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Phantasy Star - Tuesday 12/01, 17:20
Colossus - Open Casket

i like nuber 3 also
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DUC-T-Sar22 - Tuesday 12/01, 17:33
Colossus - Dutch Urban Crew

Why did the hipster drown when he went ice-skating?

He did it before it was cool
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Phantasy Star - Tuesday 12/01, 17:46
Colossus - Open Casket

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