I wanted to welcome our newest Moderator, Force Majere. She is new so feel free to hammer her with questions instead of antagonizing me
Seriously though, it's about time we got some more girls on staff. Unless I'm about to look very stupid if Pumpkin and Symbolic have been lying to me, but I'll blame it on them because as we all know, I'm perfect.
At any rate, I want to welcome aboard our new staff member. *does a Kermit the Frog cheer as she runs offstage*
@Gloop: I did it at you, not to you
(Facepalming is when one spreads one's fingers plants their palm into their face and then often shakes their head sometimes accompanied with a sigh)
@Pein: I wish I was 25 and/or hot. If only life were that kind. But thank you for the comments on my writing at least I know now someone's reading it and leave comments damn it. It's so... lonely in there. And cold. And I plan to make the webmistress fix that right align problem. And I liked 27-28 better than 30-36, even if there's a scant possibility that maybe in some alternate universe where grapes rule the earth.. it might be true and it might even say on my website how old I am but that too is probably just a lie I made up to sound like an older distinguished writer instead of a hot 25 yr old no one would take seriously. >.> <.<
It could happen.... <.< >.>
In a dream.
I'm gonna go cry now.
@Force: Shhh... you're going to give away the new super secret Staff clan that no one us supposed to know about because it's a secret. >.> <.< Force did it! Everyone saw her. It wasn't me! She leaked it!
I couldn't have because I'm perfect.
(Disclaimer: There is no Staff clan coming out that I'm aware of and even if there was, I couldn't tell you. So NYAH
Now, now, StormWhisper, you dont have to cry. You can be whoever you want to be and you can have whatever age you want or look as hot as you want. Whoever tells you differently will face serious consequences for their actions. I'm sure. lolz.
Force leaked the important information aye? hmmm... Now I gotta go and spread the word to everybody! Dont you have an army of soldiers that take care of leakers? lol. Just kidding....
Lucky you put a disclaimer, some people might start drooling at the information that a new "Staff Clan" will come out soon. Phew! I dont want drools coming from people to polute my ocean.
*thinks* hmmm..... But a Staff Clan will be just fine..... imagine playing StormWhisper and Force Majeure in a draw.... Woaw! Scary! *shrugs*
And I was so hoping for a new clan. Darn it. lol, just kidding. You've already said you don't know anything about it before, so why bother now?
Aside from that, know that we, the lowly non-mods of Urban Rivals, appreciate you, Stormwhisper, and all that you do.So keep up the good work!
Actually I would have the ability - Hardass.
Or Perfect - StormWhisper is never wrong. Ever. If she is wrong it was clearly Raven's fault.
Opponents damage is reduced to 0, and instead Raven takes all the damage. (I had to tease Raven. I've not done it in a while).
6 Power 2 Damage
Ability: Hardass: -20 Attack, Min 5.
Bonus: Support: Damage +1
Staff clan Bio: The Staff clan works together to keep Clint City safe from the scum that Sentinel sometimes tend to overlook in their crusade to stop the larger threats. While some are soft hearted and often like to give the benefit of the doubt, when the crimes occur they show their power and band together.
Bio: Stormwhisper while a joker and priding herself on fairness, takes no guff off anyone. Ever. She is brutally efficient, and determined to clean up the streets of Clint City. She doesn't tolerate cheating, scamming, or card theft, and will not hesitate to drop the hammer on anyone caught performing such activities in her city. Often underestimated because she is small and frail looking, her aura of intimidation makes even the toughest fighters tremble in her presence.