Noland is a young man as fresh and free as the air he breathes. Having always harbored a passion for sea creatures, he set sail on his raft to in search of new species. After having been shipwrecked on a small island for several years, he has finally returned with a rare specimen of Goliath hermit crab with which he has entered into a strange kind of symbiosis. The giant shell-fish provides help and reassurance to Noland, who in turn allows the crab to uncover new horizons!
Ability

Ability

-8 Opp Attack, Min 6
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 6.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

Power +2
Ulu Watu’s Power is increased by 2 points. (Remember: Power * Pillz = Attack)
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Ulu Watu
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Clan's bonus Power +2
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    offline Pilluminati Imperator URBAN MADNESS
    Saturday 24/08/2013, 00:05

    Today's lesson: If you grow your hair out at a consistent rate,you'll eventually end up getting crabs.

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    offline DeepEnd Guru Limit Break
    Saturday 24/08/2013, 08:02

    Noland
    No Land
    What is not land?
    Sea

    I quess you can cheap-shot these names once in a while and get away with it. Well played UR. Well played.

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    offline Belphegor--SW Master the shockwaves
    Tuesday 13/05/2014, 13:58

    Ok UR Staff - Please let there be now an "Usoland".
    smiley

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    offline NimbusSpark Hero  
    Friday 23/08/2013, 11:34

    Finally, Dr Zoidberg got himself a friend.

    Noland (U)
    Power: 7
    Damage: 5
    Ability: -8 Opp Attack, Mininum 6
    Bonus: Power +2

    Pros:
    - A pretty solid 7 Power. Average for most 4 Star cards.
    - 9 Power with his bonus activated. Awesome.
    - Combine that with his ability, and he's possibly one of the most solid 4 Stars of Ulu Watu.
    - 5 Damage. Once again, average for most 4 Star cards. He can also provide a 2HKO with Buck.
    - Great in low pill fights due to his ability.

    Cons:
    - He's a 4 Star, making it a tiny bit hard for him to fit into your deck.
    - Competion with some other 4 Stars. Mainly against Numar and Buck.
    - He's 1 damage short of the usual 2HKO mark. but not much of a big con.
    - SOB sort of hurts. Only a bit, though.

    Overall Rating: 8.5/10
    Excellent card. Honestly, I can't think of any real major weaknesses. SOA isn't much trouble, attack manipulation isn't a big problem. Great addition to the clan.

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    offline Steel X_HoA Titan Harbingers of Ares
    Sunday 01/09/2013, 20:52

    So, this is a YOUNG man, and Pandagran is a CHILD, according to their bios. Something's not right ... smiley.

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    offline azztra Hero Sla-yeorth
    Friday 23/08/2013, 19:45

    Castaway Chuck Noland has arrived to UR smiley Hopefully Wilson the volleyball will follow.

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    offline wats_happenin Titan Casual Grind
    Tuesday 27/08/2013, 03:48

    Noland....S is this like crabophilia or what?

    Can I just say it? Noland is insanely good! He's at least a 9/10, if not more but for fairness sake I'll give him that straight up.

    Straight up solid stats with a nifty ability makes this card an all round offensive/defensive pain in the ass. SOB? Meh, SOA? Meh, attack/power/dmg manip clans? SUck his crustacious cock. There is almost no scenario where this guy is a liability unless you're faced with 3 Graks' and a Uranus (YAY OLD FIGHT CLUB DAYS)

    He absolutely punishes most cards seeing as 9 power coupled with such high attack manip is very, very hard to beat! On the attack there isn't really a 'good counter' for him except plain old DR, and on the defense he just enjoys walling any threat you may have, or any annoying possible bluff card (Hawkins etc)

    I would still say Eddie is at least on par with him (That heal is just epic) But honestly both together is a godly combo and leagues better than Buck or Numar..especially since this guy doesn't lose his power (or damage) against SOA!!

    SO he's not the next Mokra or Spyke but he's good.....really good!

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    offline BORTUKALI Legend  
    Sunday 18/01/2015, 19:02

    Overall Rating: 8.5/10
    Excellent card. Honestly, I can't think of any real major weaknesses. SOA isn't much trouble, attack manipulation isn't a big problem. Great addition to the clan.

    Spoiler alert : DR is his main weakness

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    offline DUC-Paul Hero  
    Friday 23/08/2013, 11:21

    Nice card!

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    offline drum_styx Titan  
    Friday 23/08/2013, 15:41

    redundancy? So now they finally have one good attack manipulators for each level. That's great. This also tends to happen in every clan. They each have higher or lower versions of each other with very similar abilities. It gives variety to the game.

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    offline asdrewq128 Master Hip Hop Messiahz
    Friday 23/08/2013, 23:52

    This card is not 8.5/10
    He has solid stats, a great ability, and bonus, and doesn't care too much abou soa, sob, and all stops. His only real flaw would be dr, and pretty much every card is.

    9.5/10 another great addition to a clan with great 4*s

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    offline nai03 Imperator Time Conquers All
    Saturday 24/08/2013, 00:54

    at level one, the shell looks a bit like norland? noland montblanc in one piece. oh, the feels. the shell really feels like him when you dont enlarge the picture.

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    offline Signomi Titan D-Versified
    Tuesday 03/09/2013, 10:50

    U s a g i_SW

    I said that in response to someone to said the new cards were not expensive for their stats/abilities.

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    offline monkey chimps Guru Comfort In Sound
    Monday 21/10/2013, 14:00

    In level 1 he's taking Hooka and in level 4 it looks like he's masturbating.
    That sounds like the type of things a Roots character would do.

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    offline Fishpiss Hero  
    Thursday 12/12/2013, 04:03

    Anyone else notice at level one Noland is ripping the hell out of that Hookah?