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Patrick Zatman is a merciless fighter. Chic and conservative, this psycho terrifies his entourage with his violent mood swings. Although his personal fortune allows him to live a peaceful life attending Uppers' parties, he likes to cross over to the other side of the tracks to, as he likes to put it, "quarter a little human cattle".


-4 Opp Attack, Min 1
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 4 points or up to a minimum of 1.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    UppersZatman Cr
    Unlock ability at starstarstar
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    UppersZatman Cr
    Unlock ability at starstarstar
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    UppersZatman Cr
    -4 Opp Attack, Min 1
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
Uppers Uppers
65 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline GothicSinner Colossus Open Casket
    Thursday 27/06/2013, 14:40

    Zatman is more than likely going to become a cr
    why? you ask...well, he is a 8/4 3*
    that alone is legendary statistics for a 3*
    not even mentioning the fact that a -10 min. 3 (bonus) + his -4 min. 1 (ability)
    this card is an all star and i believe in my heart he will be leaving clint city soon because he deserves the cr spot
    rate green if you agree smiley

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    offline chv-Kdz4Ever Guru les chevaliers d'emeraude
    Saturday 21/06/2014, 00:32

    American Psycho

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    offline JustGiveUp Guru Wise Men Distracted
    Tuesday 19/08/2014, 22:31

    Check out this awesome preset with Zatman :


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    offline spiraldown Titan TRiNiTY
    Monday 15/06/2015, 13:35

    i know hes good, but i dont understand his price anymore, hes been in the game for ages as just an uncommon so there has got to be tons of him floating around, and his best attribute (being 3 stars) combined with the fact hes only playable in T2 Survivor where there is no good reason to use lower star cards makes him honestly never the best choice for any deck he can play in anymore.

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    offline Koksu75 Hero Hardcore Poish Koksy
    Wednesday 21/10/2015, 21:15

    What a noobs ban him ?

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    offline blushingorange Imperator  
    Friday 22/10/2010, 13:21

    Let's have a look at zatman:

    Zatman is the parody of Patrick Bateman. Everybody agreed. He's not Batman, people. smiley
    In his bio, they've even put American Psycho, the name of the book/film Bateman is from.
    In American Psycho, Bateman is a barely-sane investment banker from a rich family.
    Bateman is also a serial killer, rapist, torturer, murderer, cannibal, necrophile etc.smiley
    So basically, he's pretty f*cked up. smiley
    Zatman is pretty much the same, I guess.smiley
    "Quarter a little human cattle" is probably a reference to mureder and cannibalism.
    Basically, zatman is a sex-addicted maniac. smiley

    8/1 The best 1 star in the game. No doubt about it. 10/10
    8/2 Still an amazing 2 star, but no ability to back him up. 8/10
    8/4 -4 opp. attack, min. 1 Possibly the best 3 star card in the game, maybe Lyse Teria cr, though. 10/10

    Overall rating 10/10

    It's hard to find any flaws in Zatman, if there are any. Personally, he's my favourite uppers, beating jackie. Zatman is never going to be unbanned, because he is incredible, so people shouldn't whine how they can't use uppers in elo. Use some imagination, people! There's still bob joby...

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    offline TnT_PRDG Master TRiNiTY
    Saturday 04/12/2010, 00:46

    1. You Are Reading My Signature.
    2. Now You're Saying/Thinking That's A Stupid Fact.
    4. You Didn't Notice That I Skipped 3.
    5. You're Checking It Now.
    6. You're Smiling.
    7. You're Still Reading My Signature.
    9. You Know All You Have Read Is True.
    10. You Didn't Notice That I Skipped 9.
    11. You're Checking It Now And Figuring Out I Didn't Skip 9...
    12. You Didn't Notice That I Skipped 8 Instead.

    ~Rate green if you think this is funny~
    XD smileysmiley

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    offline 4evrafterlife Novice  
    Saturday 23/07/2011, 17:39

    with all the new cards out and the changes to elo zatman should be un permabanned

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    offline Forforx Senior  
    Monday 19/09/2011, 19:32

    Its hip to be square smiley

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    offline Spencer_WMD Imperator Wise Men Distracted
    Friday 30/09/2011, 06:19

    His price is about to skyrocket, stock up on him before you are looking at him like we look at tsubame now smiley

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    offline Jokes_On_You Master  
    Monday 09/01/2012, 17:58

    Woulda been aweomse if he were in bangers, all-stars, or Montana...smiley but no..

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    offline El Darrioso Colossus URBAN MADNESS
    Wednesday 01/02/2012, 05:25

    Will Crates
    Clan: Uppers

    Will crates, the owner of Megasoft, is the rich man in the world, in fact he us also the mayor if clint city. And since the release of his Gbox 360, his wealth countinually grows. But with all the chaos going on, like dinosaurs wrecking downtown, the mafia, aliens, pirates, feminists,secret crime organizations, and now, some future overlord comes to try to take over HIS city! Since the Sentinel is too corrupted to do anything, bill gates... Uhhh I mean Will Crates takes matters into his own hands
    Lvl 3: 3/4
    Lvl 4: 6/5
    Lvl 5: 8/5
    Ability: attack +7

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    offline IBraveNX Senior Thunder Strike
    Monday 09/04/2012, 02:11

    Uppers should be DT banned!

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    offline Boredyyyy Guru Dank Memers
    Wednesday 09/05/2012, 03:39

    Guys, stop saying Zatman is the best 3* in Uppers. Anyone with any sense would see that Jackie Cr at level 3 is the best 3*. smiley

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    offline JaySe7en Hero  
    Tuesday 22/05/2012, 09:12

    best 3 stars card in UR, nuff said.