The Original UR Fan Fic Event [CONTEST] by Traxxxion : http://www.urban-rivals.com/events/?id_event=13357
Fan Fiction Info:
Title - "Everything because he was hungry"
Clans taking part - Sentinel, Nightmare
Main Characters - Carlos (C), Robin (C), William (C) and Gumbo (U)
Other Characters are from Bangers, Montana and G.H.E.I.S.T
First Chapter - The Comedy begins
- The-The-the gallery director came boss – said stammering Robin
- He came to see me, Carlos the greatest detective, to make a drawing of me and put it in the gallery. Finally. Tell him i want to be next to Christopher Columbus’s statue.
- No sir. He is here because his gallery was robbed and he wants to hire a good detective.
- ? And why is he coming to me? I am not Golden Pages.
- Boss. You are the greatest detective in Clint City. To my point – Yookie ‘s drawing has been robbed from the National Gallery.
- OK. Tell him I’ll find the drawing but first I’m going to the toilet.
The next day in the gallery
- Hmmmm. There is some sort of jelly on the floor. I think the robber is Mona and XXX.
- Sir. They are professional robbers. I think they wouldn’t have left traces. I think it is Vryer with his new Project – The slug man.
- You said I was the greatest detective so you’ll listen. If I say it’s your dog William – It’s your dog William.
OK? – Said disparagingly Carlos
- My dog isn’t a robber he can just eat clothes.
- Give me my phone, Robin.
- It is in my pocket.
- You don’t have a pocket!
- My dog William ate it.
- Oh so he really is the robber!
William was there too and when he heard that jumped to Carlos and ate his trousers.
- I take my words back you cute doggy.
Second Chapter – What a boss
- So here’s the plan – I will stay in my office, Robin (C) will look for traces near the Montana clan and William (C) will choose between going to the Bangers and brushing my feet.
William (C) looked at Carlos (C)’s feet and began running toward Bangers.
- Oh, what a brave dog. Robin (C), remind me to put him into the position Officer.
- But sir. I work like your assistant for years because I wanted you to advance me to Officer and I pet my dog before three weeks.
- He has something different in him. He can’t stand bad words about him.
- No more talking. Go to Montana.
- Could you give me my pistol?
- I said no more talking!
After one ‘’toilet time by Carlos (C)’’ (as you read he stays locked there for long) William (C) came with a lot of Banger souvenirs (he came with hat, sun glasses, T-shirt and a golden chain).
- Lol. William (C), were have you been. Did you find any traces.
William (C) wrote on a paper with his nail: I was on a gangsta’ party. Just after that Ricardo (C) came in the room.
- We got the person you sent to spy us, detective.
- William (C), I didn’t know you are a detective too. – said Carlos
- Not the dog. You buthead – we got your assistant Robin (C). And we want 3 000 000.. – and while talking his phone rang.
– Yes. Aha. OK bye bye. – again talking to Carlos (C) - Oh it was Angelina (C), my sister. She wants me to be her brother’s babysitter … Again. Now, after that call, we Don (U)’t want your money. We want you to include Angelina (C)’s brother to your case for one day and we will give Robin (C) freedom.
- OK I know…. And I will give you some of Montana’s secret files.
Third chapter XXX or Orero
- Oh – Robin (C) went in the room – I’m here and Ricardo (C) told me to bring a boy with me. – and pointed a boy behind him.
- Hey – said Carlos (C) surprised – this is XXX.
- Boss. You told me he is from the Bangers. He is Angelina (C)’s child Orero.
- I am. And Bodenpower (U) is my fatha’. Y’u know that so I will kill y’u. (I’m writing like that because he is talking gagsta’ language)
- I’ll call Don (U) to tell him. – Said Robin
After the call
- How was the call Robin (C).
- He said I was a liar. And.
- And what!!
- They’re coming with guns in hands to.
- For what!
- To kill us.
- Oh, Don (U)’t worry for Don (U) – he won’t stand up out of his chair even if the world depends on him.
Orero or XXX said: Oh, so the whole mafia in front of the window is mirage.
- Yes and you have a pistol in you – said Carlos (C) unbelievingly.
- I really have.
- Robin (C) remind me to arrest his father and now … Let’s run
Fourth Chapter - Something robbed again
- Quick! Run out of the building! – Robin (C) said
- But I forgot my lollypop! – Carlos (C) started crying
- No time for lollypops. I’m 8 years old and I didn’t cry when Don (U) punished me because I put glue on his hat. I cried only when sis(Angelina (C) his sister) told me that for my 3rd birthday I will have a grenade. I wanted an AK47 since I remember myself.
- Wait. Is Angelina (C) your sister or your mother.
- She’s my mum but Montanas think I am her brother and Bangers know I am her child
They exit on the road and continue running because Enzo (R) was driving his car behind them and Fabio (U) was recharging his fire shotgun.
- Jump in that recycle bin. – said Robin
They jumped and Carlos (C) said:
- There aren’t any lollypops here.
Enzo (R) and Fabio (U) didn’t see they jumped there and they continued to drive along the road. The Skeelz school director saw Carlos (C):
- Oh, Carlos (C). One of the trophies of the school has disappeared. It was a golden trophy looking like a fish because it was for a fish eating contest. There was some sort of jelly on the floor. I wanted to know if you know something for that. Bye. I am in a hurry for my sauna hour.
Fifth chapter – the facts
- So Mona (U) isn’t the robber so it is XXX.
- I am not and if you say again that I am a robber I will shot you in the head. I allow you to call me killer, terrorist, bomber or kamikaze but not a robber. Robbers are only robbing without getting hostages. This is not even fun.
- OK. Here are the facts :
1. The Yookie (C)’s drawing has disappeared
2. The Fisheating trophy
3. There was some sort of jelly on the two robberies
- Aaaa. What is the Yookie (C)’s drawing? – said Robin
- It doesn’t matter but it is a fish.
- Boss the two robbed things look like a fish – so the next robbery will be …
- … The fish statue near Ulu Watu.
- Let’s go then. – Said Orero
- You are not the boss. Do not give commands. Let’s go to the Ulu Watu fish statue.
There they find a black spot with the same jelly around it where the statue had to be.
- He was here first. Where do you think will be the next robbery?
- He will rob you fish bone. – Said Orero
- Do not talk me like that – Carlos (C) starts crying
- It will be The Piranas flag or the dolpin aquarium near the zoo, I think. – said Robin
In the same moment they see Griezzo (U) and Aldo (C) searching for them.
- Quick! Make yourselves look like the fish statue. – Carlos (C) offered
- How can we pretend to be a fish statue. – Said Robin (C) confused
- Here they are. Aldo, call the others – I will hold them. They won’t escape this time. – Shouted Griezzo (U).
After Griezzo held tight they lost consciousness. When they woke up they (Carlos and Robin ) were banded on a chair, the lamp was shaking, Lino Borsa ,holding a knife, and William (C) were in front of them.
- William , I didn’t know you are from the Bangers, Montana and Sentinel. –said Carlos
- So that is your name. Cute dog. – Lino Borsa (C) talking to William
- Can I explain everything Lino. –Robin said – A drawing from the gallery disappeared…………and we are here. (Robin (C) told him the hole story)
Donnie (U) went in the room and started talking with Lino on a lower voice. Carlos (C) heard something about fake money put in briefcase with the shape of a fish and that they will help us find the robber who robbed the gallery because they are afraid he will rob them too.
- OK, Spiaghi (C) will come with you. He is a good detective only with one portion of spaghetti every day. – Said Lino.
- Spiaghi (C), let’s go. –Said Carlos
- One portion of spaghetti first.
- I know a restaurant – Pizzario Italiano
- That is garbage. Only the restaurant Naples is good.
- It is in the other part of the city. –Said Carlos (C). Spiaghi (C) looks at him with an angry face. – Oh, OK.
When Spiaghi (C) ate hi
- We are waiting here for hours. Won’t he come somewhen.
- Let’s make a trap. –Said Robin.
- For a good trap we will need a needle. When the robber comes we will prickly him and everything is ready. -Offered Carlos
- No we will need two nets and a long rope.
They saw a creature approaching. It wasn’t a human. It was made of bones. It was too big for the trap Robin made so they didn’t catch him. They thought he was from the nightmare clan because he looked scary.The knocked on the Nightmare’s ‘’House Of Doom’’. A creature from the sort of Frankenstain opened the door.
Seventh chapter second part
- Кто беспокоит дом Леленой. (He talked Russian. A friend wrote this sentence)
- I think he said ‘’who ails lelena’s home’’
- Oh, sorry. I thought you are Russians. Why are you here. Are you marsians. (he allays talks poetik)
- We saw a creature robbing things which look like a fish and we thought it’s one of lelena’s creatures.
- It is not but we can help you. Kenny come here. He will support you.
- Yes Glorg.
- Is there a creature in this world which is made of bones. Bones of hell which love eating fish stones.
- Yes there is. It’s name is Ghumbo. I see future, present and past. He woke up from the lake and began searching food – fish. It hasn’t seen fish in other forms like drawing, candy and etc.
lelena jumped from the second floor window .
- Are you talking for the creature Ghumbo. I can pet him. I need a creature like him for my army, I mean collection of great and powerful, I mean big and nasty creatures.
- Kenny, predict the future. Where will Ghumbo be after half an hour.
- He will stop the seals’ show in the circus and will try to eat the fish.
- One portion of spaghetti first. – Said Spiaghi
- No! We do not have time.
- I want spaghetti and of you do not give me I will stay here.
- Orero, Kill him if he stays here.
- OK man. I am so excited. It is my second murder.
- OK. Let’s go. – said Spiaghi
In the circus, the seals were not like usual seals. They could talk:
- Are you the next candidates?
- Candidates for what?
- We launched out a bone head before three minutes. – said the first seal
- Bone but is better to say. – said the second
- Yes it is, Gary.
- In which direction have you launched this … Bone but?
- Let’s go.
They were walking when they saw Ghumbo because we need to know where are tho stolen things.