Lex Luthor : Huh! Martha, Martha, Martha. The mother of a flying demon must be a witch. The punishment for witches, what is that? That's right. Death by fire.
[throws the photos one by one at Superman]
Superman : [angrily readies heat vision] Where is she?
Lex Luthor : I don't know! I wouldn't let them tell me! If you kill me, Martha dies. And if you fly away, Martha also dies. But if you kill the Bat, Martha lives.
[Superman calms down and Lex approaches his hand]
movie we don't deserve
A story huh?
A few weeks ago I had an exam and i did poorly on the writing part. With little hope of success i went to the oral exam, where I had an stern professor , who wasnt known for giving easy passes.
So I sat in his office silently while he reviewed my test, scowling furiously and getting red in his face: "How could you not know this, it was being explained in the lecture!" I just nodded hesitantly. Then he went: "And this too, I specificly explained this in the lecture, how can you not remember, I know you attented it, I remember you!" I just looked at him dumbfounded as the realization came upon me. Wait, I was thinking in my head, I have never seen him before. He had mistaken me for somebody else!
After he reviewed my test he asked me a few questions and let me of the hook with giving me a pass saying: "Barely passable, Im giving it to you just because you went to me and I know you arent stupid."
For once "All Asians look the same" actually paid out for me.