Again im so bored
Grand prize: blaster
1st prize: kevin
2nd prize: mcdecay
4th: booden power
the purpose: to make a joke related to UR nothing offensive
example: Mini mosu is so fat when his beeper went of ppl thought he was backing up. or timmy is so ugly when he look out of the window he got arrested for mooning
again ill try to find a mod or a hot chick to judge perfably a mod gl ends april 1st
So Armand and Kiki walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey buddy you cant bring that monkey in here!" Armand says, "Oh don't worry about him. He's well behaved and won't cause any trouble."
Just then Kiki jumps up onto the pool table and grabs the cue ball, crams it in his mouth and swallows it whole. Armand is astonished and offers to pay for the cue ball, then they leave.
About two weeks later, they come back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey guys, how ya doin?"
Right then, Kiki runs up to the bar, grabs an olive out of the jar, then crams it up his butt, pulls it back out, and swallows it whole.
The bartender says "Oh man! Did you see that? How disgusting! Why would he do something like that?"
Armand says "Well, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it!"
Mini Musu is so fat he cant even see his feet
Mini musu and Endo Fighting...
Endo:Why do you eat to much ?
Mini Musu:Its my bussines not yours.
Endo:It is my bussines.
Mini Musu:Get out of my face !
Endo:Oh i see how your gonna be.
Mini Musu:Shut up !
Endo:Stand up when im talkin to you.
Mini Musu:I am standing up !
Endo:I couldnt tell
Once upon a time billy bob died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.
“Show me what you got, Pete,” said billy bob.
St. Peter swung open the gates and
revealed a beautiful landscape of mountains, rivers, streams, trees, flowers and all the trimmings.
“We’ve got that in Texas. We call it King Ranch,” said billy bob.
St. Pete flashed up a scene of men, women and children frolicking on the countryside, riding coaches, swinging, swimming, riding horses, bicycling, etc.
“We’ve got that, too. We call it Six Flags.”
Whereupon St. Peter threw open a trapdoor of the fires of Hell and out shot a huge ball of fire followed by a solid stream of flame sweeping over the entire area. The
blinding light and heat were enormous.
“We don’t have that,” said billy bob, “but we’ve got a guy in Houston who can put it