If there’s one thing Baldovino can’t bear, it’s pretty assistants who sooner or later end up leaving him for tin pot Apollos. So he thought he’d stumbled on a real treasure when he retrieved Quasichoco from the Old Quarter in Balgenheim. But unfortunately he could only make him work if he plied him with chocolate which ended up being far too expensive. So finally, Quasichoco cut him a deal. If he gave him all the chocolate he wanted, in exchange he would happily be chained up in a cage at the entrance to the big top where the public could revel in his gargantuan greed.


-2 Opp Damage, Min 1
If Quasichoco loses their fight, the Damage inflicted on Quasichoco’s owner will be reduced by 2 points or up to a minimum of 1.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

Poison 2, Min 3
If Freaks wins the round, at the end of each of the following turns the opponent will lose 2 Life point(s) if he/she has more than 3 Life point(s).
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Having been around in Clint City since anyone can remember, the Freaks Circus offers unbelievable daytime shows for you and your kids, including fire breathers, knife throwers, big cats and magicians! But when night falls, the show turns into something quite different which, let’s just say, is not recommended for the weak at heart… Come see the Freaks; you're in for a big surprise!!!
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    offline ShoneOK Senior Organized Konfusion
    Saturday 01/12/2012, 17:53

    After reading a few reviews, i realize how badly we need Slify back .-.

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    offline Zane Crow Titan  
    Friday 30/11/2012, 11:27

    Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

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    offline Cptn-Jack_LOA Hero Legends of America
    Friday 30/11/2012, 11:21

    kinda creepy last art. also why would grudj allow him there? he is the one who eats everything

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    offline CyberGief VII Titan The Urban Renegades
    Friday 08/02/2013, 19:02

    Chocolate? This is doo doo baby!
    -Dave Chappelle

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    offline tambis Senior  
    Thursday 14/02/2013, 13:52

    Quasichoco ( an ELO perspective)
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    Bonus: Poison 2 min 3| Ability: -2 Opp. Dmg. min 1

    Good bits
    -A solid 7 power for a Damage reducer.
    -A 4 (6 with fury) damage that can be used when necessary. (e.g: FINISHING SHOT!)
    -With poison for Bonus your opponent might want to invest more pills than usual, but then again -2 damage for them.
    -DR's are annoying especially with Poison cards and Life Gaining cards. Fist Bump Wonald*. smiley
    -"The Inverted Muze", but higher min. poison. smiley


    -With Olga perma ban in ELO, this card bags the 3* spot. Akendram has his attack manipulation to help him with his offense but he isn't really that much of a wall when played defensively. While Freaks players take pride on not playing too defensively Quasicohos' got your back when you need a damage cushion. Boris, Olga Noel and Titus win by over powering their opponent but then SOA weakens them greatly, Mira on the other hand needs activation to be effective. Piotr and Varoslav are kinda pointless vs SOA. Against SOA Quasichoco is 7/4 (6 with FURY) Poisoner, versus SOB he is a good Damage reducer. SOA/SOB COME AT ME Glorg and Leviaton! (Burdock needs 1 pill to beat him because of star count).

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    offline thiswastooken Imperator  
    Sunday 16/06/2013, 11:18

    quit eating candy seriously look at your teeth the really are gold I can get some cash of them

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    offline paragon-iv Imperator Gateway to Imortality
    Friday 30/11/2012, 12:44

    Quasichoco Review

    Power 7
    Damage 4
    Ability -2 Opp Damage min 1
    Bonus Posion 2, Min 3
    Stars 3

    Good damage Reduction for a 3 star
    1 star less than Wolfgang so if you need that extra star sacrifice your Dr a little bit and you have your replacement with Quasichoco
    Or if you are using Wonald add a star and now you can protect yourself from a potential KO instead of just restoring you life
    When your main method of winning is through poison prolonging the battle will make it easier to win

    Offensively outclassed by quit a few 3 stars
    3 star competition isn't really big on defense however when you have cards like Olga, Olga Noel, Piotr, Baroslav its harder to recommend this card

    Review 8/10
    In a Poison deck if you can prolong a battle you have a better chance of winning and that is what this card is for. Getting the poison out will be hard with this card but a round with Quasichoco means that your opp loses 2 life (assuming you have Freaks poison present) and your opp's damage is reduced by 2 not a bad round in my book.

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    offline notevilswear Senior  
    Sunday 06/01/2013, 07:51

    I have this card but im too scared to lvl it up.......smiley

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    offline cofferide Guru ELITE NATION
    Wednesday 05/03/2014, 18:06

    I make me sad to look him at the last picure..smiley smileyHe's a decent tanker for freaks deck. I already hv wolfgang and planning to buy him later.

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    available Frier_TUK Titan Team UK
    Wednesday 26/12/2012, 03:32


    Versatile, is what makes him so good and when using Freaks, versatile is what you want.
    Damage reduction is versatile!
    Combined with his stats, this is what makes Quasichoco stand out from his competition.
    Offensively opponent's won't usually want to use many pillz if they're damage is being reduced.
    If you do win, note that Quasichoco has 4 base damage.
    Of course that's not exactly a high amount of damage, but it is more than most of the other 3 star Freaks.
    Defensively on the other hand, you don't take as much damage by your opponent.
    This is always good, but especially helpful when prelonging the battle when using Freaks and their poison.

    SOA hurts Freaks and Quasichoco is no exception.
    However, when against SOA, he is better offensively than most of his 3 star competition, except from Mira.
    Let's look at his competition;

    Doesn't replace
    -Olga; She is your staple 3 star card, she should be your first choice in a type 1 Freaks deck, end of story.

    -Karmov & Piotr; better against damage reducers and can make 1 more of a life difference.
    Quasichoco does have 1 less damage, however he ALSO has damage reduction, which makes him more versatile.
    -Akendram, Ironfield, Olga Noel and Varoslav; Can all be potentially better when used offensively, however again Quasichoco can be used better defensively.

    Bikini Joe LD; better against SOB, but does less damage and is not much use once you have hit your poison and less effective in half decks
    Mira; her ability won't be activated most battles and she is especially weak against SOB, Quasichoco is much more useful.
    Zoltan; Quasichoco has better stats except 1 less damage reduction but a better min, Quasichoco is overall better.
    Titus; Risky 8 power, Quasichoco has 7 not so risky power, the same damage PLUS damage reduction.

    So apart from Olga, he doesn't have too much competition as it depends on your playing style.
    If your aggressive and not scared of SOA, then maybe Piotr and/or Akendram are better choices.
    In my eyes, the only bad thing about him is that he isn't better than Olga and that he isn't clearly better than his competition.
    However, if you like to be versatile (like me) and add some more strategy to your deck, Quasichoco is your choice!

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    offline anzboy Colossus Open Casket
    Saturday 09/03/2013, 19:04

    I think this is a mixed reference the other is to sloth from the goonies since he wants chocolate and sloth was also chained down as well

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    offline SlimJon Master AWKOHAWNOH
    Monday 25/02/2013, 04:49

    This card reminds me a lot like Muze who is already permanently banned, just look at his ability and bonus it's just the opposite of Muze except that his poison min is higher and he does 1 more damage than Muze. So, if Muze is banned, should Quasichoco get the same? smiley

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    offline HitmanSeth Novice  
    Saturday 25/05/2013, 17:12

    I'm still not entirely sure he was my best WASTE of cash! smiley smiley

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    offline Pachenkov Guru  
    Wednesday 29/05/2013, 20:05

    i cant agree more, slify please come back

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    offline dxhanon Hero THE FANTASY DKB!!!
    Friday 21/08/2015, 16:38

    this card is almost like muze but weaker poison 2 min 3 vs 2 min 1
    there is a reason why muze is banned not him. is because muze have better poison and the point of poison is to create a live gap so you can win by gaping the health now pussycat can prevent the gap by reducing damage and giving health unlike freaks.
    so better the def the better the poison so thats why muze is banned.