Although the latest generation tablets made his fortune, Saltsberg is not happy with the outcome of his telecom service. It has to be said that in terms of strength, it’s difficult to beat Dobbs Ld's galactic phones. Fortunately, thanks to the recent failure of Dobbs Ld's connected contact lenses and technology bought from Negodz for a small fortune, Saltsberg has had the means to create the first tablet phone, which with its holographic display can meet all your needs and desires...in exchange for a few thousand Clintz and your personal information, of course!
Ability

Ability

Defeat: -2 Opp. Life, Min 2
If Saltsberg loses the fight, the number of Life points of the player controlling the opposing character will be reduced by 2, or up to a minimum of 2.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    UppersSaltsberg
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    Unlock ability at starstar
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    UppersSaltsberg
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    Defeat: -2 Opp. Life, Min 2
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
Uppers
Uppers Uppers
64 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline Court of Owls Master Hip Hop Messiahz
    Friday 20/02/2015, 19:42

    He is based off of Mark Zuckerberg. By the way in german zucker means sugar thus this guy is called SALTsberg

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    offline dXm_Chemist Moderator Deus eX Machina
    Friday 20/02/2015, 13:24

    From today, old has a new name, Saltsberg

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    offline Xonia Colossus  
    Friday 20/02/2015, 12:22

    A 2*, 15 ATK wall with a Defeat of 2 Life?
    Yes, please!

    Sets up Fury kills with Herman and Lady, AND sucks pills. We're looking at a potential new Uppers staple.

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    offline bestlim10 Imperator  
    Friday 20/02/2015, 17:25

    Table, thousand clitz, and personal information? Sounds like Apple smiley

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    offline HipHoppa Colossus Hip Hop Messiahz
    Tuesday 24/02/2015, 22:50

    Wow. Lose with Saltsberg, win with Gradymag, follow with Gail Ld. smiley

    Or if they let Saltsberg through, follow with Gail Ld, then toss a card round 3. They pretty much have to beat it or lose. Then throw Gradymag. smiley

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    offline JoeBobBlue Guru Hip Hop Messiahz
    Friday 20/02/2015, 12:59

    Aww c'mon, now with this card I can't escape Uppers, even in T1.

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    offline AGPrinz Titan The BeSharps
    Sunday 22/02/2015, 01:08

    Actually, I just realized how important this card is... can now threat 2 hit KOs with a majority of the uppers... wow...

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    offline peachabells Imperator Wise Men Distracted
    Friday 20/02/2015, 11:47

    another usable 2* card smiley

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    offline mihalll7_UM Colossus URBAN MADNESS
    Friday 20/02/2015, 12:02

    facebook spoof xD

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    offline ReaptheSilent Titan Chichovci
    Friday 20/02/2015, 12:40

    Excellent addition to the Upperz clan! they really needed a quality 2 star that wasn't a beater

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    offline LXCVIIII Titan Open Casket
    Sunday 22/02/2015, 03:31

    this is waay too good with the hard hiting clan...will see him alot in elo

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    offline -L0V3- Senior Peenoise Republic
    Wednesday 25/02/2015, 22:34

    Saltsberg + Herman with fury K.O smileysmiley Op

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    offline MrKilljoyCr Hero Stress Free
    Sunday 12/04/2015, 02:33

    The Bonus means that all you have to do is 3 pill saltsberg, and the opponent waves goodbye to 3 life smiley